True stoner moment today. Me and Ben sat together in History. We'd been given an unlabelled map and asked to shade in areas owned by the British Empire however long ago.

It started when I made a mistake, shading in an upside down part of India. I decided to make up for it by shading it in another colour and marking it, "Annie's Kingdom" Ben did the same. When we actually went on to try to do the work, the conversation went as follows:

Annie: Is that Africa?

Ben: No. Africa's here.

Annie: Oh. So is it America?

Ben: No, America's there.

Annie: Oh. Asia. Oh... No... Asia's here.

Ben: No, that's America.

Annie: Oh. So where is it?

Ben: It probably is Asia.

My God stoned people are retarded, so very retarded.

Sex drugs peace and love

Annie