So I'm really really looking forward to when my parents go away for two weeks. I'm going to have my house to myself and anyone else who comes over. There will be Caroline days and party days and close friend days.

Ryan's suggested that we hire a bouncy castle for a few hours. It's expensive but if we did it on a party day we could make the guests pay for it. He says it's about �30 for a few hours, so if we ask everyone to bring a fiver... yeah, if everyone brings a fiver and there are about 20 people, 6 people will pay for the bouncy castle and the other 14 will amount to �70 which can pay for vast quantaties of drugs.

Sadly, I think the bouncy castle might attract the neighbours attention slightly more than the drugs.